We were eating Easter dinner at Chris's parents place. Hallie was sitting by her 'soon-to-be' Auntie Darlene.
Darlene notices a piece of ham on Hal's plate that has fat on it.
"Don't eat that piece of ham"
"why not?"
"Because it has fat on it"
"fat from what?"
"A pig"
Hallie put her fork down and in disbelief asks "WHAT?, you mean a pig laid this??"
